How Polygamy Can #SecureNorth: In Defense of Dr. Idris CUPPS
By Aliyu Dahiru Aliyu
There are many moments when the extraordinary genius of Dr. Idris Ahmed frightens me! As an epitome of online activism, his selection of Datti Assalafy as the commander of his Facebook armies would make greatest strategists jealous – a modern Napoleon Bonaparte.
Whenever I read his post, I can not but come to the conclusion that he is the only Facebook user worthy of my time. His posts depict a rare mixture of knowledge, wisdom, expertise, and academic excellence. Many people hate him because he refused to be associated with the mediocre. But isn’t it a curse to be gifted?
When Dr. Ahmed, an exceptional UK-trained security expert, posted that adding a wife and the potential enjoyment of libido would lead to ending banditry, terrorism and other social menace bedevilling northern Nigeria, few gifted journalists like me who are in the field reporting what’s going on were able to understand his einsteineous submission.
Dr. Ahmed who masters statistics understands the obvious correlation between insecurity and monogamy. He lived in UK where he saw how single, divorced and widowed women joined banditry and contributed to social ills instead of sharing their libido to a polygamous husband.
Countries where there is institutionalised or religiously backed polygamy like Afghanistan, Iraq, Somalia, and Syria, are the most peaceful nations in the world. Unlike those western countries like Denmark, Scotland and Holland where criminal offences are at their peaks due to their irreligious monogamy.
Above all, reports have shown how Boko Haram and other terror groups in northern Nigeria continue to abduct, rape, torture, and force women to marry their members. If we marry all the women don’t you think that the terrorists would not find any other woman to seize, rape or marry? Isn’t this a genius way to end the insurgency?
The bandits were also reported to have raped many women, especially in Sokoto and Zamfara. The only solution to this is to marry all the remaining women as additional wives so that when bandits reach the villages and towns they will not commit “zina” with any of them because they’ll find them married. They know raping a married woman attracts stoning to death as penalty.
There are many reasons why marrying more wives could end insecurity in northern Nigeria, but I refuse to make this post a very long one. Genius like me will find this post easy to grasp but this platform is full of mediocre and low-IQ dimwits who can’t understand great minds like me.
I also heard that another Medina trained cleric in Kano with the name Dr. Abdulmudallib Ahmed has proposed a final solution to ending kidnappings. The man is a genius like me! And what could you expect from a Saudi trained religious thinker!
He said people should stop paying ransom money to kidnappers and allow them to waste their bullets. This will make the criminals tired of killing people and stop the bloodshed. What a brain!
We need more people like Dr. Abdulmudallib and Dr. Ahmed at the pulpit of leadership. They can solve all the problems we have. If you can have me as president, Dr. Abdulmudallib as chief of staff, and Dr. Ahmed as national security advisor, no one will fire a gun again.
